Quotes which are funny, ironical, quirky, some of
which are also profoundly true.
A bitter woman says “All men are the same” …
A wise woman decides to stop choosing the same type of men. - Unknown
A comedian is not a man who says funny
things. A comedian is one who says things funny. - Ed Wynn
A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go
to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. - Caskie
Stinnett
A good lawyer knows the
law. A great lawyer knows the judge! - Unknown
A good novel is possible only after one has
given up and let go. - Walker Percy
A normal adolescent isn’t a normal adolescent
if he acts normal. - Judith Viorst
A pat on the back, though only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results. - Bennett Cert
A positive attitude may not solve all your
problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright
A writer is somebody for whom writing is more
difficult than it is for other people. - Thomas
Mann
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake
that, you’ve got it made. - George Burns
Acting is happy agony. - Alec Guinness
Acting provides the fulfilment of never being
fulfilled. - Glenda Jackson
All you learn from the art museum
is how to keep your shut and how to walk without making squeaky sounds with
your shoes. - Curly Sue
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles Schulz
An education is like an erection, if you have
one, people can tell. - Ricky Martin
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