Monday, 25 May 2015

Humorous Quotes

Quotes which are funny, ironical, quirky, some of which are also profoundly true.

A bitter woman says “All men are the same” … A wise woman decides to stop choosing the same type of men. - Unknown

A comedian is not a man who says funny things. A comedian is one who says things funny. - Ed Wynn

A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge! - Unknown

A good novel is possible only after one has given up and let go. - Walker Percy

A normal adolescent isn’t a normal adolescent if he acts normal. - Judith Viorst

A pat on the back, though only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results. - Bennett Cert 

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

A writer is somebody for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people. - Thomas Mann

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made. - George Burns

Acting is happy agony. - Alec Guinness

Acting provides the fulfilment of never being fulfilled. - Glenda Jackson

All you learn from the art museum is how to keep your shut and how to walk without making squeaky sounds with your shoes. - Curly Sue

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles Schulz

An education is like an erection, if you have one, people can tell. - Ricky Martin

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