Life is a wonderful thing to talk about, or
to read about in history books – but it is terrible when one has to live it. It
is almost impossible to sleep for more than twelve hours a day, and the
remaining twelve hours have to be filled in somehow. - Jean Anouilh
You can safely assume you've created God in your
own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do. - Anne Lamott
When you are well and truly screwed, either
you just sit pissing yourself or you invent some reason to hope. - James A. Gardner
There is absolutely nothing to be said in
favour of growing old. There ought to be legislation against it. - Patrick Moore
Journalists do not believe the lies of
politicians, but they do repeat them, which is even worse! - Michel Colucci
Women are like tricks by sleight of hand,
which, to admire, we should not understand. - William Congreve
If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have
created me otherwise. - Johann Wolfgang
von Goethe
Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have
to earn. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Frustration is trying to find your glasses
without your glasses. - Unknown
Birthdays are like buses, never the number
you want. - Unknown
I like being single, I’m always there when I
need me. - Art Leo
Buy
land, they're not making it anymore. - Mark
Twain
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