Monday, 26 October 2015

Humorous Quotes

The only thing that could spoil a day was people. People were always the limiters of happiness except for the very few that were as good as spring itself. - Ernest Hemingway

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. - Oscar Wilde

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that's why we recommend it daily. - Zig Ziglar

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. - Father Larry Lorenzoni

Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can’t answer. - Charles M. Schultz

Death is not the end; there remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

The more you let yourself go, the less others let you go. - Friedrich Nietzsche

Do whatever floats your boat, as long as it doesn’t sink mine. - Unknown

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty. - Joan Rivers

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