Humorous Quotes

Humorous, quirky quotes – some of which are also profoundly true.

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. - Unknown

Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted. - Unknown

Life is a struggle, and if you should feel really happy, be patient: this will pass. - Garrison Keillor

Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice. - Unknown

Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours. - Unknown

Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Only fools think they're wise; the rest of us just muddle through as we can. - Charles de Lint

Public opinion is no more than this: what people think that other people think. - Alfred Austin

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. - Unknown

There is no happiness in love, except at the end of an English novel. - Anthony Trollope

We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further. - Richard Dawkins

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. - Ogden Nash