Monday, 23 November 2015

Humorous Quotes

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We seem to be going through a period of nostalgia, and everyone seems to think that yesterday was better than today. I personally don’t think it was – and if you’re hung up on nostalgia, my advice is to pretend that today is yesterday and go out and have a helluva time. - Art Buchwald

For the first half of your life, people tell you what you should do; for the second half, they tell you what you should have done. - Richard Needham

There is no beast, no rush of fire, like woman so untamed. She calmly goes her way where even panthers would be shamed. - Aristophanes

The difference between machines and human beings is that human beings can be reproduced by unskilled labor. - Arthur C. Clarke

I went for years without finishing anything. Because, of course, when you finish something you can be judged. - Erica Jong

No one ever does live happily ever after, but we leave the children to find that out for themselves. - Stephen King

Love ... Just Nature's way of getting one person to pay the bills for another person. - Jeanette Winterson

You can always get a facelift, tummy tuck, breast implants, etc. but you can't fix stupid. - Ron White

Some days, it feels like the same old circus with different clowns. - Unknown

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels. - Kathy Lette

If you want to stay single, look for a perfect woman. - Ken Alstad

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