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Women have served all these centuries as
looking-glasses possessing the magic and delicious power of reflecting the
figure of man at twice its natural size. - Virginia
Woofe
It doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty
or half full … Be grateful that you have a glass, and there is something in it.
- Unknown
They’ve promised that dreams can come true –
but forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams, too. - Oscar Wilde
Everything is changing. People are taking
their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. - Will Rogers
When you’re right, no one remembers. When
you’re wrong, no one forgets. - Unknown
Don’t explain computers to laymen. Simpler to
explain sex to a virgin. - Robert A.
Heinlein
Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper
think she's a householder. - Thornton
Wilder
You talk to God, you’re religious. God talks to
you, you're psychotic. - Dr. Gregory
House
People can lose their lives in libraries.
They ought to be warned. - Saul Bellow
Love is grand;
divorce is a hundred grand. - Unknown
Life’s a lot like beer, chill for best
results. - Unknown
My life is one long blooper reel! - Tom Wilson
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