The basic rule of human nature is that
powerful people speak slowly and subservient people quickly – because if they
don't speak fast nobody will listen to them. - Michael Caine
You know you’re getting old when everything
hurt. And what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work. - Hy
Gardner
People say that age is just a state of mind.
I say it's more about the state of your body. - Geoffrey Parfitt
Look about, my son, and see how little wisdom
it takes to govern the world. - Axel Oxenstierna
Life is like a grammar lesson. You find the
past perfect and the present tense. - Adolf
Hitler
Business, you know, may bring money, but
friendship hardly ever does. - Jane
Austen
Spring is when you feel like whistling even
with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson
Never underestimate a child's ability to get
into more trouble. - Martin Mull
When
you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain
Women are never disarmed by compliments; men
always are. - Oscar Wilde
Men seldom make passes at girls who wear
glasses. - Dorothy Parker
The mouse is wise, but the cat is wiser. - Tycho Brahe
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