Monday, 9 November 2015

Humorous Quotes

The basic rule of human nature is that powerful people speak slowly and subservient people quickly – because if they don't speak fast nobody will listen to them. - Michael Caine

You know you’re getting old when everything hurt. And what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work. - Hy Gardner

People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body. - Geoffrey Parfitt

Look about, my son, and see how little wisdom it takes to govern the world. - Axel Oxenstierna

Life is like a grammar lesson. You find the past perfect and the present tense. - Adolf Hitler

Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does. - Jane Austen

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble. - Martin Mull

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

Women are never disarmed by compliments; men always are. - Oscar Wilde

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

The mouse is wise, but the cat is wiser. - Tycho Brahe

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