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All humans are 99.9 percent genetically
identical, so don’t even think of ending any potential relationship with
"I just don't think we have enough in common. - Unknown
Dear Alcohol, we had a deal, you were going
to make me funnier, sexier, more intelligent and a better dancer. I saw the
video, we need to talk. - Unknown
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that
would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy
green bananas'. - Claude Pepper
Children are the most desirable opponents at
Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat. - Fran Lebowitz
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men
can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon
Stone
There is a fine line between genius and crazy
… I like to use that line as a jump rope. - Unknown
I cook using the 4 food groups: Canned,
Boxed, Bagged and Frozen. - Aunty Acid
A
politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Mary Louise Cecilia
Behind every successful man is a woman,
behind her is his wife. - Unknown
Discrimination
will lose its power when we all end up beige. - Unknown
A woman is rarely up to date on the subject
of her age. - Robert Elliot
If
you want to be found, stand where the seeker seeks. - Sidney Lanier
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