Monday, 18 January 2016

Humorous Quotes

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All humans are 99.9 percent genetically identical, so don’t even think of ending any potential relationship with "I just don't think we have enough in common. - Unknown

Dear Alcohol, we had a deal, you were going to make me funnier, sexier, more intelligent and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk. - Unknown

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas'. - Claude Pepper

Children are the most desirable opponents at Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat. - Fran Lebowitz

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

There is a fine line between genius and crazy … I like to use that line as a jump rope. - Unknown

I cook using the 4 food groups: Canned, Boxed, Bagged and Frozen. - Aunty Acid

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Mary Louise Cecilia

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. - Unknown

Discrimination will lose its power when we all end up beige. - Unknown

A woman is rarely up to date on the subject of her age. - Robert Elliot

If you want to be found, stand where the seeker seeks. - Sidney Lanier

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