Mosquito: an insect that makes you like flies better. - Unknown
Nillionaire: a person with little or no money. - Unknown
Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. - Unknown
Raisin: a grape with a sunburn. - Unknown
Secret: something you tell to one person at a time. - Unknown
Tomorrow: one of the greatest labor saving devices of today. - Unknown
Toothache: the pain that drives you to extraction. - Unknown
Transvestite: a guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. - Unknown
Wrinkles: something other people have, similar to my character lines. - Unknown
Yawn: an honest opinion openly expressed without a word. - Unknown
Academe: an ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. - Ambrose Bierce
Academy: a modern school where football is taught. - Ambrose Bierce
Acquaintance: a person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. - Ambrose Bierce
Ambition: an overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead. - Ambrose Bierce
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