Food for Thought

Just an observation: it is impossible to be both grateful and depressed. Those with a grateful mind-set tend to see the message in the mess. And even though life may knock them down, the grateful find reasons, if even small ones, to get up. - Steve Maraboli

It isn’t the incompetent who destroy an organization. The incompetent never get in a position to destroy it. It is those who achieved something and want to rest upon their achievements who are forever clogging things up. - F. M. Young

It’s being here now that’s important. There’s no past and there’s no future. Time is a very misleading thing. All there is ever, is the now. We can gain experience from the past, but we can’t relive it; and we can hope for the future, but we don’t know if there is one. - George Harrison

It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a jolly sight harder for it to learn to fly while remaining an egg. We are like eggs at present. And you cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent egg. We must be hatched or go bad. - C. S. Lewis

It is the power of creative men to perceive the relations between thoughts, or things, or forms of expression that may seem utterly different, and to be able to combine them into some new forms – the power to connect the seemingly unconnected. - William Plomer

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Humorous Quotes

I found a money back guarantee on a beauty cream. Rushed down to the store. They took one look at me and paid me in advance. - Phyllis Diller

So just let me deal with it, I can be emotionally flawed and still love you all at the same time. I’m a great multitasker. - Holly Hood

The condom broke. I know how stupid that sounds. It’s the reproductive version of the dog ate my homework. - Jennifer Weiner

The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from birth until you fall in love. - Unknown

A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment. - Jane Austen

When so many are lonely as seem to be lonely, it would be inexcusably selfish to be lonely alone. - Tennessee Williams

We all want to be the best at something. Trouble is, some people are only the best at being second best. - Jarod Kintz

Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka. - Jim Butcher

Money won’t make you happy … but everybody wants to find out for themselves. - Zig Ziglar

Diets show to what great lengths women will go so as not to go to great widths. - Evan Esar

I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist. - Gena Showalter

A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job. - Ella Harris

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Talking to Yourself

Do you talk to yourself?
It turns out - people who talk to themselves aren't crazy, they're geniuses.

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Death - Quotes

Odd thing about death ... it reaffirms life. - Rita Mae Brown

No one knows whether death, which people fear to be the greatest evil, may not be the greatest good. - Plato

The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. - Mark Twain

The life of the dead is placed in the memory of the living. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

The world's an inn, and death the journey's end. - John Dryden

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James Byrnes

When people don't express themselves, they die one piece at a time. - Laurie Halse Anderson

While I thought that I was learning how to live, I have been learning how to die. - Leonardo da Vinci

Men fear death, as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased with tales, so is the other. - Francis Bacon

A man begins to die when he ceases to expect anything from tomorrow. - Abraham Miller

A man is not completely born until he is dead. - Benjamin Franklin

All interest in disease and death is only another expression of interest in life. - Thomas Mann

All that lives must die, passing through nature to eternity. - William Shakespeare

As soon as one is born, one starts dying. - Luigi Pirandello

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One man may hit the mark, another blunder; but heed not these distinctions. Only from the alliance of the one, working with and through the other, are great things born. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Nothing that is possible in spirit is impossible in flesh and blood. Nothing that man can think is impossible. Nothing that man can imagine is impossible of realization. - Wallace D. Wattles

The difficult is that which can be done immediately; the impossible that which takes a little longer. - George Santayana

A lot of people have gone further than they thought they could because someone else thought they could. - Unknown

No race can prosper till it learns there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem. - Booker T. Washington

If you don’t experience dark clouds, rain and storms, there is no way of measuring sunshine. - James Hardy

In war, the strong make slaves of the weak, and in peace the rich makes slaves of the poor. - Oscar Wilde

There are people, who the more you do for them, the less they will do for themselves. - Jane Austen

He that will not when he may, when he will he shall have nay. - Robert Burton

When you set yourself on fire, people love to come and see you burn. - John Wesle

All things truly wicked start from an innocence. - Ernest Hemingway

If you aren’t going all the way, why go at all? - Joe Namath

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Funny English

The funny English language:

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting, I shed a tear.
19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

The funny English language II:

● There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; either apple nor pine in pineapple.
● English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France.
● Quicksand can work slowly.
● Boxing rings are square.
● A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

Body Defense Mechanisms

9 Common Things Your Body Does That You May Not Have Realized Are Defence Mechanisms

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Food for Thought

The greatest of characters, no doubt, would be he, who, free of all trifling accidental helps, could see objects through one grand immutable medium, always at hand, and proof against illusion and time, reflecting every object in its true shape and colour through all the fluctuation of things. - Johann Caspar Lavater

One should act in consonance with the way of heaven and earth, which is enduring and eternal. The superior man perseveres long in his course, adapts to the times, but remains firm in his direction and correct in his goals. - I Ching

Our success at friendship, business, sports, love – indeed, at nearly every enterprise we attempt – is largely determined by our self-image. People who have a confidence in their personal worth seem to be magnets for success and happiness. - Alan Loy McGinnis

My message, especially to young people is to have courage to think differently, courage to invent, to travel the unexplored path, courage to discover the impossible and to conquer the problems and succeed. These are great qualities that they must work towards. - A. P. J. Abdul Kalam

Laws and principles are not for the times when there is no temptation: they are for such moments as this, when body and soul rise in mutiny against their rigour… If at my convenience I might break them, what would be their worth? - Charlotte Brontë

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Humorous Quotes

Men aren't really complicated ... They are very simple, literal creatures. They usually mean what they say. And we spend hours trying to analyze what they've said, when really it's obvious. - E. L James

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that “individuality” is the key to success. - Robert Orben

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. - Johnny Carson

I don't believe the kindliest of men ever learned about the death of his doctor without a feeling of smugness. - Richard Gordon

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of the publicity. - Lauren Bacall

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

People have an annoying habit of remembering things they shouldn’t. - Christopher Paolini

Just my luck! When my ship came in, I was stuck at the airport! - Max Kauffmann

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest. - Helen Rowland

My weaknesses have always been food and men – in that order. - Dolly Parton

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen

A real girl isn’t perfect and a perfect girl isn’t real. - Harry Styles

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Success - Quotes

If you are afraid of failure you don’t deserve to be successful! - Charles Barkley

If you train yourself to listen to your intuition and to follow its bidding, you will greatly increase your percentage of success in life. - Harold Sherman

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

In order to succeed, we must first believe that we can. - Nikos Kazantzakis

Just remember, you can’t climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pockets. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Many people dream of success. To me, success can only be achieved through repeated failure and introspection. - Soichiro Honda

No one succeeds without effort… Those who succeed owe their success to perseverance. - Ramana Maharshi

People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing. - Dale Carnegie

Perseverance is a great element of success. If you only knock long enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Quality questions create a quality life. Successful people ask better questions, and as a result, they get better answers. - Anthony Robbins

Success breeds confidence. - Beryl Markham

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

Success is buried on the other side of frustration. - Anthony Robbins

Success is not a place at which one arrives but rather the spirit with which one undertakes and continues the journey. - Alex Noble

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation and inspiration. - Evan Esar

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Quote Worthy

A man can be himself only so long as he is alone, and if he does not love solitude, he will not love freedom, for it is only when he is alone that he is really free. - Arthur Schopenhauer

If you want wisdom, empty your heart of ignorance. If you want contentment, empty your heart of greed. If you want serenity, empty your heart of ill will. - Buddha

One must have the time to look, to have the patience to hear what the material has to say… and then an openness to let it come to you. - Barbara McClintock

We, who have so much, must do more to help those in need. And most of all, we must live simply, so that others may simply live. - Ed Begley, Jr.

Sometimes, it only takes one person to change your life. One to be there for you, to love you, to believe in you. It only takes one. - Unknown

Perhaps everything terrible is in its deepest being something helpless that wants help from us. - Rainer Rilke

You are imperfect, permanently and inevitably flawed. And you are beautiful. - Amy Bloom

No matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn’t stop for your grief. - Faraaz Kazi

It is at all times more easy to make enemies than friends. - George Washington

The true way to gain much, is never to desire to gain too much. - Francis Beaumont

How something appears is always a matter of perspective. - Unknown

Act the way that you want to feel. - Gretchen Rubin

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Food for Thought

The brick walls are there for a reason. The brick walls are not there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something. Because the brick walls are there to stop the people who don’t want it badly enough. They’re there to stop the other people. - Randy Pausch

Some people confuse acceptance with apathy, but there’s all the difference in the world. Apathy fails to distinguish what can and cannot be helped; acceptance makes the distinction. Apathy paralyzes the will-to-action; acceptance frees it by relieving it of impossible burdens. - Arthur Gordon

Rain makes me feel less alone. All rain is, is a cloud- falling apart, and pouring its shattered pieces down on top of you. It makes me feel good to know I’m not the only thing that falls apart. It makes me feel better to know other things in nature can shatter. - Lone Alaskan Gypsy

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to be always part of unanimity. - Christopher Morley

People never fail to amaze me. They face the unimaginable with a shot of grace and a rush of adrenaline; they steel their nerves; they summon their cool or anger or faith or whatever it takes to pull them through, and they go on to live another day. - Oprah Winfrey

A Parable

            A 24-year-old boy seeing out from the train’s window shouted, “Dad, look! The trees are going behind!”
            Dad smiled. A young couple sitting nearby, looked at the 24-year -old’s childish behaviour with pity.
            Suddenly he again exclaimed, “Dad, look the clouds are running with us!”
            The couple couldn’t resist and said to the old man, “Why don’t you take your son to a good doctor?”
            The old man smiled and said, “I did and we are just coming from the hospital. My son was blind from birth, he just got his eyes today.”

           Moral of the story:

           Every single person on the planet has a story. Don’t judge people before you truly know them. The truth might surprise you.

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Peeing in Your Showers

Do you pee in your showers? Here are five reasons why you should pee in your shower.

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Food for Thought

The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration. - Pearl S. Buck

The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword. If you would take a man’s life, you owe it to him to look into his eyes and hear his final words. And if you cannot bear to do that, then perhaps the man does not deserve to die. - George R.R. Martin

The greatest goodness is a peaceful mind. The greatest quality is seeking to serve others. The greatest effort is not concerned with results. The greatest wisdom is seeing through appearances. The greatest meditation is a mind that lets go. - Atisha

The ideals which have lighted my way, and time after time have given me new courage to face life cheerfully, have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. The trite subjects of human efforts, possessions, outward success, luxury have always seemed to me contemptible. - Albert Einstein

The common eye sees only the outside of things, and judges by that, but the seeing eye pierces through and reads the heart and the soul, finding there capacities which the outside didn’t indicate or promise, and which the other kind couldn’t detect. - Mark Twain

Humorous Quotes

I don’t think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups. - Rita Rudner

Once in a while our school has half days, and the teachers spend the afternoon ‘in service,’ which I think must be a group therapy for having to deal with us. - Neal Shusterman

Some women are born beautiful, others achieve beauty, and still others are on good terms with the society editors. - Robert Elliott Gonzales

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity. - George Bernard Shaw

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it’s pretty damn good. - Woody Allen

Ten gods cannot change the opinion of one fool, especially if another fool agrees with him. - Abraham Miller

Don't tear your hair out over a woman; it'll be harder to attract the next one if you're bald. - Evan Esar

A good friend will help you move, a best friend will help you move a dead body. - Unknown

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. - Johnny Carson

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry George Bohn

A Man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

No one dances sober, unless he is insane. - Cicero

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Life - Quotes

In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow-men, he is constantly acting a studied part. The bold and peculiar traits of native character are refined away or softened down by the levelling influence of what is termed good-breeding, and he practises so many petty deceptions and affects so many generous sentiments for the purposes of popularity that it is difficult to distinguish his real from his artificial character. - Washington Irving

Life is kind of like a party. You invite a lot of people, some leave early, some stay all night, some laugh with you, some laugh at you, and some show up really late. But in the end, after the fun, there are a few who stay to help you clean up the mess. And most of the time, they aren’t even the ones who made the mess. These people are your true friends in life. They are the only ones who matter. - Unknown

Ineffective people live day after day with unused potential. They experience synergy only in small, peripheral ways in their lives. But creative experiences can be produced regularly, consistently, almost daily in people's lives. It requires enormous personal security and openness and a spirit of adventure. - Stephen Covey

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Happiness - Quotes

Let people do what they need to do to make them happy. Mind your own business and do what you need to do to make you happy. - Leon Brown

It isn’t what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. - Marcel Proust

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Many people have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification, but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. - Helen Keller

Maybe happiness is this: not feeling that you should be elsewhere, doing something else, being someone else. - Eric Weiner

One of the simplest ways to stay happy is letting go of the things that make you sad. - Unknown

Resolve to keep happy and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties. - Helen Keller

Simplicity is extremely important for happiness. Having few desires, feeling satisfied with what you have, is very vital. - The Dalai Lama

Social scientists have found that the fastest way to feel happiness is to practice gratitude. - Chip Conley

The art of being happy lies in the power of extracting happiness from common things. - Henry Ward Beecher

The greatest part of our happiness depends on our dispositions, not our circumstances. - Martha Washington

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Quote Worthy

It is the obvious which is so difficult to see most of the time. People say 'It's as plain as the nose on your face.' But how much of the nose on your face can you see, unless someone holds a mirror up to you? - Isaac Asimov

For every positive change you make in your life, something else also changes for the better – it creates a chain reaction. - Leon Brown

The great and curious truth of the human experience is that selflessness is the best thing you can do for yourself. - David McCullough Jr.

A positive attitude may not solve every problem but it makes solving any problem a more pleasant experience. - Grant Fairly

Not everyone is meant to be in your future. Some people are just passing through to teach you lessons in life. - Unknown

Don’t close the book when bad things happen in your life. Just turn the page and begin a new chapter. - Unknown

It is much better to do things you cannot explain than explain things you cannot do. - Nassim Taleb

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible, is music. - Aldous Huxley

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world. - John Keats

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

People remain what they are even if their faces fall apart. - Bertolt Brecht

I am a part of all that I have met. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

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Exercise - Planks

These 7 things will happen when you start doing planks every day. Sounds and looks easy. Definitely worth a try.

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Funny Signs

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
Dr. Jones, at your cervix.

Advertisement in a Long Island Shop:
Guitar, for sale ... Cheap ... no strings attached.

Ad in a Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung at a Time!

Seen on a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative. More the Success, More the Relatives.

Sign in a Bar:
Those of You Who Are Drinking to Forget, Please Pay in Advance.

Sign in Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants to Learn to Drive, Don't Stand in Her Way.

Sign in a shop corner introducing new products:
Getting Caught Is the Mother of Invention.

Sign in a Hospital ward:
Laugh and the World Laughs with You, Snore and You Sleep Alone.

Sign at a Barber's Saloon:
We Need Your Heads to Run Our Business.

A Traffic Slogan:
Don't Let Your Kids Drive If They Are Not Old Enough, Or Else They Will Never Be.

Sign in a Restaurant:
All Drinking Water in This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed by the Manager.

Church sign:
Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet Him.

Food for Thought

Walk with the dreamers, the believers, the courageous, the cheerful, the planners, the doers, the successful people with their heads in the clouds and their feet on the ground. Let their spirit ignite a fire within you to leave this world better than when you found it. - Wilfred Peterson

Unlike a drop of water which loses its identity when it joins the ocean, man does not lose his being in the society in which he lives. Man's life is independent. He is born not for the development of the society alone, but for the development of his self. - B.R. Ambedkar

Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used anonymously. A person may be proud without being vain. Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves, vanity to what we would have others think of us. - Jane Austen

To say that one waits a lifetime for his soulmate to come around is a paradox. People eventually get sick of waiting, take a chance on someone, and by the art of commitment become soulmates, which takes a lifetime to perfect. - Criss Jami

Today expect something good to happen to you no matter what occurred yesterday. Realize the past no longer holds you captive. It can only continue to hurt you if you hold on to it. Let the past go. A simply abundant world awaits. Sarah Ban Breathnach

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Humorous Quotes

If somebody says “I love you” to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol holder requires? “I love you, too.” - Kurt Vonnegut

I love the marriage ceremony. I love the honeymoon phase. I just don't want to be married. I'm not marriage material, but I am a very good honeymooner. - Fern Michaels

How happy is it for us, that the admiration of others should depend so much more on their ignorance than our perfection! - Fulke Greville

I never have tantrums. If anything makes me mad, I’m silent. If I’m not talking, leave me alone. - Pat Nixon

My advice for a person who’s just fallen out of a skyscraper window is, Flap your arms…faster. - Jarod Kintz

Marriage is not just spiritual communion; it is also remembering to take out the trash. - Joyce Brothers

A girl never cares who casts the first stone at her – as long as it's a diamond. - Evan Esar

Iron deficiency can lead to a wardrobe full of crumpled clothes. - Benny Bellamacina

Don’t let people drive you crazy when you know it’s in walking distance. - Unknown

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repainting. - Billy Rose

Adversity causes some people to break; others to break records. - Unknown

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Love - Quotes

You can search throughout the entire universe for someone who is more deserving of your love and affection than you are yourself, and that person is not to be found anywhere. You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. - Gautama Buddha

Those who love you are not fooled by mistakes you have made or dark images you hold about yourself. They remember your beauty when you feel ugly; your wholeness when you are broken; your innocence when you feel guilty; and your purpose when you are confused. - Alan Cohen

If you love someone, when it's the most real, the most important thing in your life, it's not enough to coast. You need to dig in those footers, start building on that base. You want something to last, you put your back into it. - Nora Roberts

Most people know the sheer wonder that goes with falling in love, how not only does everything in heaven and earth become new, but the lover himself becomes new. It is literally like the sap rising in the tree, putting forth new green shoots of life. - Caryll Houselander

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals. - Fred Allen

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Singapore in the 60s

Those were the days

Snapshots of everyday life in Singapore in the 60s

Quote Worthy

A good head and good heart are always a formidable combination. But when you add to that a literate tongue or pen, then you have something very special. - Nelson Mandela

The best things said come last. People will talk for hours saying nothing much and then linger at the door with words that come with a rush from the heart. - Alan Alda

If you believe in yourself and have dedication and pride – and never quit, you’ll be a winner. The price of victory is high but so are the rewards. - Paul Bryant

There is no picture so beautiful as smiling, bright-eyed, happy children; no music so sweet as their clear and ringing laughter. - P. T. Barnum

People of too much sentiment are like fountains, whose overflow keeps a disagreeable puddle about them. - Henry Ward Beecher

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - J.R.R. Tolkien

The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it. - Lou Holtz

He who studies without passion will never become anything more than a pedant. - Stefan Zweig

Nothing is too high for the daring of mortals: we storm heaven itself in our folly. - Horace

Never give up! Failure and rejection are only the first step to succeeding. - Jim Valvano

Abuse is the weapon of the vulgar. - Samuel Griswold Goodrich

Implementation beats oration. - Aesop

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A Couple of Jokes

            Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve Inner Peace is to finish all the things you have started.
            So, I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.
            Yu haf no idr ho gud I fel.

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            Ladies, if you are pregnant, and you know your baby will be a boy, consider naming him ’Gotham’! That way when he starts crying in the middle of the night, all you have to do is turn to your man and whisper, “Gotham needs you.” It won’t matter if it’s the first time or the hundredth he’s hearing it, he will get up and take care of business and you can roll over and get your well-deserved sleep!

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Food for Thought

As the sun rules the day and the moon governs the night, so too, we are connected by: the air that we breathe, light that we see and the darkness that follows. Life is too short to waste it on disagreements. Surely, we can all agree to disagree. So let us find a common ground, form a union and spread joy, happiness and freedom around the world for the benefit of you, me and the future generations to come. - Raymond Beresford Hamilton

To those who see with loving eyes, life is beautiful. To those who speak with tender voices, life is peaceful. To those who help with gentle hands, life is full. And to those who care with compassionate hearts, life is good beyond all measure. - Unknown

The most beautiful experience we can have is the most mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion which stands at the cradle of true art and true science. He to whom the emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause and stand wrapped in awe, is as good as dead; his eyes are closed. - Albert Einstein

The world is so unpredictable. Things happen suddenly, unexpectedly. We want to feel we are in control of our own existence. In some ways we are, in some ways we’re not. We are ruled by the forces of chance and coincidence. - Paul Auster

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