Monday, 16 March 2026

Humorous Quips

It's a new day – and a new week! What better way to start the week with a little humour.

Life can be difficult and stressful. For some, life is a constant struggle. However, after the storm, the sun will shine again. And come what may, Life goes on. Meanwhile, try to relax, and take it easy – laugh and be happy.

Here are some phrases that are witty, funny, and at the same time, have quite a bit of truth in them. Have a look, see if you can find the humour in them. Maybe they can put a smile on your face, and help you forget about your troubles for a while.

May your days be filled with laughter.

Careful is a naked man climbing a barbed wire fence. - Ken Alstad

Women are never disarmed by compliments; men always are. - Oscar Wilde

Besides prostitution, magic is one of the oldest art forms that exist. - David Blaine

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Not a shred of evidence exists in favour of the idea that life is serious. - Brendan Gill

A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers. - Robert Quillen

People can lose their lives in libraries. They ought to be warned. - Saul Bellow

I never trust a man who doesn’t drink. - John Wayne

Only the guy who isn’t rowing has time to rock the boat. - Jean-Paul Sartre

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. - Ogden Nash

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

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