Cheeky / Cheesy Humour

Humour has an intellectual, as well as emotional element. Since we are all different, we respond to different types of humour. It doesn’t matter what kind of humour you indulge in, as long as it makes you laugh.

The important thing is to have a sense of humour. Having a sense of humour helps you to see the lighter side of things in everyday life. Laugh whenever you can. Where possible, help to spread some laughter wherever you go.

I hope the following selection of humour will bring on a chuckle, or at least put a smile on your face.

May your days be filled with laughter.

Police Chief: A woman shot her husband because he stepped on her freshly moped floor?
Policeman: That’s correct.
Police Chief: Yet it took you 30 minutes to arrest her. Why?
Policeman: Because the floor was still wet.

Waiter: How did you find your steak sir?
Customer: I just looked next to the potatoes and there it was.

Wife: Honey, what are you doing?
Husband: I’m reading a book
Wife: Then why are you crying?
Husband: Ending of the book is very sad
Wife: What book is that?
Husband: My bank book

Waiter: And what would you like, sir?
Customer: Could you bring we what the gentleman behind you is having please?
Waiter: I’m sorry sir. But I’m sure he intends to eat that, himself.

A: We bought a computer from you yesterday and it won’t turn on.
B: Press the big button.
A: I have.
B: Then try the cord at the back. Maybe it’s disconnected?
A: I’ll get a flashlight. Don’t go away, I’ll be fast.
B: Why do you need a flashlight?
A: It’s dark, we have no electricity.

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