Of Wit and Humour

Aphorisms and quotes that are witty and humorous have an advantage. They make us smile and are therefore more easily remembered.

Here are some humorous and witty quotes to help put a smile on your face. That happens when you are able to see the humour in what’s being said.

Remember the ones you like, and go make someone laugh. Your friends will be impressed with your wit and humour.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. THAT IS relativity. - Albert Einstein

Politics are almost as exciting as war, and quite as dangerous. In war you can only be killed once, but in politics many times. - Winston Churchill

By common consent gray hairs are a crown of glory; the only object of respect that can never excite envy. - George Bancroft

Remember, man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C. Maxwell

The cook was a good cook, as cooks go; and as cooks go, she went. - Saki

An optimist expects his dreams to come true; a pessimist expects the same of his nightmares. - Unknown

Many a man works himself to death by burying himself in his work. - Evan Esar

A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members. - David Coblitz

No one ever does live happily ever after, but we leave the children to find that out for themselves. - Stephen King

Better a dish of illusion and a hearty appetite for life, than a feast of reality and indigestion therewith. - Harry A. Overstreet

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