Witty Sayings

Science has proven that laughing increases the brain’s production of endorphins – “the natural way our body relieves pain, reduces stress and boosts mood”. Laughing also “increases our intake of oxygen-rich air and blood flow and circulation, which can improve brain health”.

With so many benefits to laughing, we should all have a good whenever we can, and try to maintain a cheerful disposition all the time. I hope the following witty quotes will do just that – bring on a chuckle or at least make you smile.

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month. - Theodore Roosevelt

You can always get a facelift, tummy tuck, breast implants, etc. but you can't fix stupid. - Ron White

Rare is the person who can weigh the faults of others without putting his thumb on the scales. - Byron J. Langenfeld

At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely. - W. Somerset Maugham

An angry man opens his mouth and shuts his eyes. - Cato the Elder

Life is a struggle, and if you should feel really happy, be patient: this will pass. - Garrison Keillor

Adversity causes some people to break; others to break records. - Unknown

When money talks, nobody cares what kind of grammar it uses. - Robert Elliott Gonzales

Look about, my son, and see how little wisdom it takes to govern the world. - Axel Oxenstierna

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. - Oscar Wilde

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