Paraprosdokian

A paraprosdokian (from Greek, meaning "beyond" and "expectation") is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect, sometimes producing an anticlimax. For this reason, it is extremely popular among comedians and satirists.

            Some paraprosdokians not only change the meaning of an early phrase, but also play on the double meaning of a particular word, creating a syllepsis.

When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion. - Robert Pirsig

The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant – and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

If I make you breakfast in bed, simple ‘thank you’ is all I need. Not all this ‘how did you get in my house?’ business. - Unknown

If you love someone, set them free. If you hate someone, set them free. Basically set everyone free and get a dog. - Unknown

Always think before you speak. You may be able to come up with something twice as insulting. - Unknown

Vegetarians live up to nine years longer than the rest of us. Nine horrible, worthless, bacon-less years. - Unknown

Just burned 2000 calories. That’s the last time I leave bronies in the oven while I nap. - Unknown

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

The greatest influence on a child begins with the birth of his parents. - Les Crane

A friend in need is usually something you don’t need. - Unknown

You’re never too old to learn something stupid. - Unknown

End discrimination. Hate everybody. - Elle Eden

You look like I need another drink. - Unknown

I’m not as dumb as you look. - Unknown

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Life - Quotes

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But frankly, take life as it is – life, I mean, regarded by itself – life on this earth, without a thought of the hereafter, your life, my life, human life in general, considered under its purely earthly aspects and relationships; let us look at it as a whole, and we must admit that it is not all darkness; it has its crimson dawns, its rosy sunsets. It is not all clouds, it is not all winter; but it has its summer days in which ‘it is a luxury to breathe the breath of life.’ - James Platt

How small a portion of our life it is that we really enjoy. In youth, we are looking forward to things that are to come; in old age, we are looking backwards to things that are gone past; in manhood, although we appear indeed to be more occupied in things that are present, yet even that is too often absorbed in vague determinations to be vastly happy on some future day when we have time. - Charles Caleb Colton

How is it that one day life is orderly and you are content, a little cynical perhaps but on the whole just so, and then without warning you find the solid floor is a trapdoor and you are now in another place whose geography is uncertain and whose customs are strange? - Jeanette Winterson

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The difference between harsh words and a sword is that the pain of the sword will last till the minute of your death while the pain of harsh words last forever. - Clarence Constantino

Do not agree to a disagreeable thing spoken by someone you like or disagree to an agreeable thing spoken by someone you dislike. - Ram Mohan

You may not control all the events that happen to you, but you can decide not to be reduced by them. - Maya Angelou

If you are willing to do more than you are paid to do, eventually you will be paid to do more than you do. - Unknown

Just remember there is someone out there that is more than happy with less than what you have. - Unknown

Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness. - Sacha Guitry

Sloth, like rust, consumes faster than labour wears, while the used key is always bright. - Benjamin Franklin

Perhaps it's impossible to wear an identity without becoming what you pretend to be. - Orson Scott Card

Never regret yesterday. Life is in you today, and you make your tomorrow. - L. Ron Hubbard

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn’t take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

We must have the courage to bet on our ideas, to take the calculated risk, and to act. - Maxwell Maltz

Man's inhumanity to man makes countless thousands mourn! - Robert Burns

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Success - Quotes

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Success is a planned outcome, not an accident. Success and mediocrity are both absolutely predictable because they follow the natural and immutable law of sowing and reaping. Simply stated, if you want to reap more rewards, you must sow more. - Tommy Newberry

The common idea that success spoils people by making them vain, egotistic, and self-complacent is erroneous; on the contrary, it makes them, for the most part, humble, tolerant, and kind. Failure makes people cruel and bitter. - W. Somerset Maugham

There are some persons who never succeed from being too indolent to undertake anything; and others who regularly fail, because the instant they find success in their power, they grow indifferent, and give over the attempt. - William Hazlitt

A common tendency is to set an almost unreachable standard for success while simultaneously creating a standard for failure that is easy to meet. As a result, you may routinely feel a lot less successful than is necessary. - Rom Newberry

Remember, success is buried on the other side of rejection. There are no real successes without rejection. The more rejection you get, the better you are, the more you've learned, the closer you are to your outcome. - Anthony Robbins

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Humorous Quotes

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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to Heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven. - Unknown

I changed all my passwords to ‘incorrect’. So whenever I forget, it will tell me that my password is ‘incorrect’. - Unknown

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it. - Anne Bancroft

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet. - Unknown

There are two perfectly good men, one dead and the other unborn. - Chinese Proverb

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories. - Melanie Clark

I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep. - Jim Loy

What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork. - Pearl Bailey

I’m open to suggestions, just not to taking them. - Unknown

With this smile, I can get away with everything. - Unknown

I’m sorry, my fault, I forgot you were an idiot. - Unknown

I’m so old they've cancelled my blood type. - Bob Hope

Wine is bottled poetry. ~ Robert Louis Stevenson

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Happiness - Quotes

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The continual search for happiness is a primary reason that so many people are miserable. If you make happiness your goal, you are almost certainly destined to fail. You will be on a continual roller coaster, changing from successful to unsuccessful with every mood change. Life is uncertain, and emotions aren’t stable. Happiness simply cannot be relied upon as a measure of success. - John C. Maxwell

The duty of happiness becomes clearer when we see how it affects others. It is the merry heart that makes the cheerful countenance, and it is the cheerful countenance that spreads cheer to make other hearts merry. The sunny soul brings sunshine everywhere. A bright and happy temperament is a great social asset, adding to the happiness of the world. - Hugh Black

Happiness, like air and water, the other two great requisites of life, is composite. One kind of it suits one man, another kind another. The elevated mind takes in and breathes out again that which would be uncongenial to the baser; and the baser draws life and enjoyment from that which would be putridity to the loftier. - Walter Savage Landor

Happiness and freedom begin with a clear understanding of one principle: Some things are within our control, and some things are not. It is only after you have faced up to this fundamental rule and learned to distinguish between what you can and can't control that inner tranquillity and outer effectiveness become possible. - Epictetus

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Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn’t matter to me. Going to bed at night saying we’ve done something wonderful, that’s what matters to me. - Steve Jobs

As time goes by, we start to see more clearly, and are able to see that it wasn’t all bad, and that perhaps just perhaps the breakup was a gift. - Osayi Osar-Emokpae

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives. Some lessons are painful, some are painless, but all are priceless. - Unknown

To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Just when you think it can’t get any worse, it can. And just when you think it can’t get any better, it can. - Nicholas Sparks

In order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to obtain. - Mark Twain

Every man starts with all there is. Everything is here – the essence and substance of all there is. - Henry Ford

It’s amazing how lovely common things become, if one only knows how to look at them. - Louisa May Alcott

A wise woman wishes to be no one’s enemy; a wise woman refuses to be anyone’s victim. - Maya Angelou

Doing what you love is the cornerstone of having abundance in your life. - Wayne Dyer

It is better to take many injuries than to give one. - Bejaminn Franklin

But above all, in order to be, never try to seem. - Albert Camus

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Food and Cancer

I am reading more and more articles about food – either good for prevention of Cancer, or curing Cancer. I wonder if there is more effort and money put into researching these claims.

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Humorous Quotes

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The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol. - Mignon McLaughlin

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. - Casey Stengel

Without a doubt... the worst part of being a single woman was having to take care of your own car. - Lisa Kleypas

Tranquilizers work only I you follow the advice on the bottle - Keep away from children. - Phyllis Diller

I refuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate. - Nancy Astor

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. - Unknown

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse'. - Unknown

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. - Benjamin Franklin

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine. - Frank Sinatra

When you fall, I will be there to catch you – With love, the floor. - Unknown

I’m not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example. - Unknown

It is not a secret after three people know it. - Unknown

If you wanna come second... Follow me!! - Unknown

It’s not an attitude, it’s the way I am! - Unknown

Will smile for food. - Unknown

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Love - Quotes

When people fall in love they not only change themselves, but in their eyes the whole world changes. They may have been commonplace or dull before. But once in love they take on a strange brightness. And however uninteresting and dreary the world may have seemed to them, it at once becomes a fairyland. - John Daniel Barry

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails. - Corinthians 13:1-13

None but those who have loved can be supposed to understand the oratory of the eye, the mute eloquence of a look, or the conversational powers of the face. Love's sweetest meanings are unspoken; the full heart knows no rhetoric of words, and resorts to the pantomime of sighs and glances. - Christian Nestell

I don't believe you ever stop loving anyone you ever really loved. You have them there like money in the bank just because you loved them and held them in your arms or dreamed you did. You can forget a lot of things in life, but not that honey to end all honeys. - Ellen Gilchrist

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