Quotes which are funny, ironical, as well as
simply, or profoundly true.
Committees have become so
important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work. - Laurence Peter
Consultants are people who borrow
your watch and tell you what time it is, and then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend
Cover that bosom
that I must not see: souls are wounded by such things. - Jean Baptiste
Moliere
Decorate your home. It gives the
illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is. - Charles Schulz
Democracy is a
device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. - George Bernard Shaw
Democracy is a process by which
people are free to choose the person who will get the blame. - Laurence Peter
Did nothing in particular, and did
it very well. - William S. Gilbert
Diplomacy is to do and say the
nastiest things in the nicest way. - Isaac
Goldberg
Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees
with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to
deny under oath I ever said it. - Tom
Lehrer
Ditty
Don’t itch for things you’re not willing to
scratch for. - Unknown
Don’t knock it, it’s sex with
someone you love. - Woody Allen of masturbation
Don’t knock the weather;
nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change
once in a while. - Kin Hubbard
Don’t put too fine a point to your wit for fear it should get blunted. - Miguel
de Cervantes
Don’t
worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in
Australia. - Charles Schulz
Don’t worry what people think.
They don’t do it very often. - Unknown
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