Monday, 9 June 2014

Humorous Quotes

Quotes which are funny, ironic, as well as simply, or profoundly true.

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Before I begin speaking, there is something I would like to say. - Saul Gorn

Before marriage, a man will lay down his life for you; after marriage he won’t even lay down his newspaper. - Helen Rowland

Before we work on artificial intelligence why don’t we do something about natural stupidity? - Steve Polyak

Before you let yourself go, be sure you can get yourself back. - Dr. Roger Michael Ashley Allen

Before you meet the handsome prince you really have to kiss a lot of toads. - Unknown

Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you. - Erma Bombeck

Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery. - William Shakespeare

Being in your own business is working 80 hours a week so that you can avoid working 40 hours a week for someone else. - Ramona E. F. Arnett

Being over seventy is like being engaged in a war. All our friends are going or gone and we survive amongst the dead and the dying as on a battlefield. - St. Jerome

Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live. - Unknown

Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time. - Woody Allen 

Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute. - Gil Stern

Boys will be boys - And even that wouldn’t matter if we could only prevent girls from being girls. - Anthony Hope

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