A pun, or paronomasia, is a form of word play that deliberately exploits an ambiguity between similar-sounding words for humorous or rhetorical effect. Such ambiguity may arise from the intentional misuse of homophonical, homographical, homonymic, polysemic, metonymic, or metaphorical language.
I hope today's selection of puns can bring on a chuckle. If you don't get it the first time, give yourself a moment to let them sink in. Have a great weekend!
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. - Unknown
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. - Unknown
I doubt Vodka is the answer, but it’s worth a shot. - Unknown
The barber opened up a shavings account. - Unknown
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. - Anthony G. Oettinger
Every dog has his day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weak end. - June Carter Cash
He had a photographic memory which was never developed. - Unknown
Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It’s literary suicide. - Erma Bombeck
Constipated people don’t give a crap. - Unknown
He dropped a computer on his toes and had megahertz. - Unknown
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. - Unknown
Leopards! Be ready for a spot check! - Graffiti
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