Monday, 6 May 2024

Humorous Wit

Laughter is one way of relaxing and taking things easy. A good laugh will always lift our moods, and make life more bearable.

Take a look at today’s selection of witty aphorisms. Remember the ones you like best, and go impress your friends with your wit and humour.

He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom. - P. G. Wodehouse

That miscellaneous collection of a few wise and many foolish individuals, called the public. - John Stuart Mill

Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If you don’t want temptation to follow you, don’t act as if you are interested. - Richard L. Evans

A person wrapped up in himself makes a small package. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

It is not a secret after three people know it. - Unknown

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - W. C. Fields

Get the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything. - Frank Dane

The injuries we do and those we suffer are seldom weighed on the same scales. - Aesop

The one thing we have never been able to save for a rainy day is an umbrella. - Unknown

If you learn to work with all the negatives in life, you will definitely make better pictures out of it. - Unknown

Good executives never put off until tomorrow what they can get someone else to do today. - John C. Maxwell

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