Humorous Quips

It is said that laughter is a prevention against depression, a truly therapeutic agent of positive self healing. So, the sensible thing would be to laugh as much as you can, when you can.

Life is short. Like the passing clouds, we are here one moment, gone the next. So, don’t take life too seriously. Laugh and be merry. You will find life more bearable.

Enjoy today’s selection of humorous quips. Remember the ones you like, and go make someone laugh. They might not tell you, but they will be thankful to you for that. We all like someone who can make us laugh.

May your days be filled with laughter.

Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. - Mackey Miller

Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching. - Oscar Wilde

Happiness doesn’t come cheap. Hell, if it did, we would all be smiling. - Dan Scott

Give me just enough information so that I can lie convincingly. - Stephen King

A woman is rarely up-to-date on the subject of her age. - Robert Elliot

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise. - Ted Turner

With adolescent egotism and a lot of money one can pretty much rule the world. - Glen Duncan

I don’t care what is written about me so long as it isn’t true. - Dorothy Parker

Nothing so needs reforming as other people’s habits. - Mark Twain

They say all marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Mark Twain

Getting fit is all about mind over matter. I don’t mind, so it doesn’t matter. - Adam Hargreaves

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