I appreciate anything that can make me smile, or laugh out loud – even the cheesy ones. I hope you do too.
They say laughter is the best medicine, and the most wasted of all days is that which one has not laughed. So, laugh whenever you can. May your days be filled with laughter.
“The advantage of telling a ‘clean’ joke is that people might not have heard it before.” - Unkown
Said one friend to another as they were viewing a small oil painting in a local museum, “It’s a nicely done portrait, I think, but I doubt it will ever get stolen.”
One year, a guy decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”
The doctor was examining a young model who was having tremendous pain in her side.
“My dear, you have acute appendicitis,” the doctor said.
The woman became quite angry and said, “Don’t try hitting on me doctor, I just want to be examined, not complimented.”
My wife was doing a crossword and was really struggling so I had a look to see where she’d gone wrong…
1-down was a five letter word and the clue was “Eggs on.”…
Correct answer “Goads”.
Her answer: “Toast”
At the Scottish wedding reception the D.J. yelled, “Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living.”
The bartender was almost crushed to death.
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