Monday, 29 June 2015

Humorous Quotes


Quotes which are funny, ironical, quirky, some of which are also profoundly true.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. - George Carlin

My brain has no heart. My heart has no brain. That’s why when I speak my mind, I seem heartless and when I do what’s in my heart I seem thoughtless. - Unknown

My dear, religion is alike a penis. It’s a perfectly fine thing for one to have and take pride in, but when one takes it out and waves it in my face we have a problem. - Unknown

My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened. - Michel E De Montaigne

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. - Unknown

One of the lessons of history is that Nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

People who always brag about being nothing but ‘brutally honest’ get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty. - Richard J Needham

People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think. - George Carlin

Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings. - Unknown

She wanted, with her fickleness, to make my destruction constant; I want, by trying to destroy myself, to satisfy her desire. - Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra

Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn’t look good in prison stripes and just smile at that dumb-ass and walk away. - Unknown

Sunday, 28 June 2015

Life - Quotes


We sleep, but the loom of life never stops, and the pattern which was weaving when the sun went down is weaving when it comes up in the morning. - Henry Ward Beecher

The quality of your life is in direct proportion to the amount of uncertainty you can comfortable deal with. - Tony Robbins

Favourable and unfavourable conditions are part of living but smiling through them all is the art of living. - Sri Sri

To be alive is to totally and openly participate in the simplicity and elegance of here and now. - Donald Altman

The person who lives life fully, glowing with life’s energy, is the person who lives a successful life. - Daisaku Ikeda

Life is the wishing-well. You make a wish every day by how you live your life. - Bryant McGill

The good life is a process, not a state of being. It is a direction, not a destination. - Carl Rogers

The greatest step toward a life of simplicity is to learn to let go. - Steve Maraboli

Saturday, 27 June 2015

Quote Worthy


One of the hardest decisions you’ll ever face in life is choosing whether to walk away or try harder. - Unknown

No matter how many rooms you have in your house  you can only sleep in the one bed. - Irish Proverb

Don’t bring up the past of a person who is trying to improve their future. - Unknown

It’s as easy to catch a cold in a King’s castle as in a shepherd’s hut. - Irish Proverb

No need to fear the ill wind when your haystacks are tied down. - Irish Proverb

Being with no one is better than being with the wrong one. - Unknown

Sometimes, those who fly solo have the strongest wings. - Unknown

As the old cock crows the young cock learns. - Irish Proverb

It’s better to pay the butcher than the doctor. - Irish Proverb

It’s often that a man’s mouth broke his nose. - Irish Proverb

Friday, 26 June 2015

Epiphyllum Oxpetalum


The name of this flower is Epiphyllum Oxpetalum – commonly known as ‘Queen of the Night’. The flowers bloom after sunset for one night only. It has a nice pungent fragrance.

I think I have affinity with this plant/flower. I came upon a couple of stalks of the plant discarded by my neighbour, and stuck them in my pot. They were in bad shape and I was sure already 99 percent dead. But I thought I would gave it a try anyway. However, they are very hardy plants, and after some time in the pot, they sprouted new branches. They are actually quite healthy now, and have been flowering frequently. I am very pleased.

For more information on this flower check out this video on YouTube.








Thursday, 25 June 2015

Jokes


Three Apples changed the world: first one seduced Eve, the second one awaken Newton, and the third one made iPhone.

Apple: I look like a human heart
Mango: I look like a stomach
Grapes: I look like eyes
Banana: I don’t like this game

Tuesday, 23 June 2015

Spiritual - Quotes


I understood myself only after I destroyed myself. And only in the process of fixing myself, did I know how I really was. - Sade Andria Zabala

Those who are unaware they are walking in darkness will never seek the light. - Bruce Lee

If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration. - Nikola Tesla

Compassion is an aspiration, a state of mind, wanting others to be free from suffering. It’s not passive – it’s not empathy alone – but rather an empathetic altruism that actively strives to free others from suffering. Genuine compassion must hav e both wisdom and loving kindness. That is to say, one must understand the nature of the suffering form which we wish to free others (this is wisdom), and one must experience deep intimacy and empathy with other sentient beings (this is loving kindness). - The Dalai Lama (Essence of the Heart Sutra)

Monday, 22 June 2015

Humorous Quotes


Quotes which are funny, ironical, quirky, some of which are also profoundly true.

It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I’m right. - Moliere

It takes less time to learn how to write nobly than how to write lightly and straightforwardly. - Friedrich Nietzsche

It takes twenty years to make an overnight success. - Eddie Cantor

It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was foo famous. - Robert C. Benchley

It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to paint it. - Steven Wright

It's okay if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right. - Unknown

Keep smiling and one day life will get tired of upsetting  you. - Unknown

Life begins at 40, but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times. - Helen Rowland

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk. - Unknown

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight; chances are you’re going to walk home barefoot. - Unknown

Life is too short to worry about what others say or think about you. So, have fun and give them something to talk about. - Unknown

Listen to your heart. Even though it's on the left side, it's always right. - Unknown

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

May all  your troubles last as long as your New Year's Resolutions. - Joey Adams

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun a lot more work. - Unknown

Sunday, 21 June 2015

Love - Quotes


The truth is that the more intimately you know someone, the more clearly you’ll see their flaws. That’s just the way it is. This is why marriages fail, why children are abandoned, why friendships don’t last. You might think  you love someone until you see the way they act when they’re out of money or under pressure or hungry. Love is something different. Love is choosing to serve someone and be with someone. Love is patient and kind, love is deliberate. Love is hard. Love is pain and sacrifice. It’s seeing the darkness in another person and defying the impulse to jump ship. - Unknown 

Love is natural and unconditional. Love asks no questions – neither preaching nor demanding; neither comparing nor measuring. Love is – pure and simple – the greatest value of all. - Denis Waitley

Love cannot endure indifference. It needs to be wanted. Like a lamp, it needs to be fed out of the oil of another’s heart, or its flame burns low. - Henry Ward Beecher

Love cannot be found where it doesn’t exist. There’s a difference between being patient with someone and wasting your time. - Unknown

Gestures, in love, are incomparable more attractive and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

Love is when you don't have to be with another person to touch their heart! - Torquato Tasso  

Love must be within us before it can be given. - Denis Waitley

To lose balance sometimes for love is part of living a balanced life. - Elizabeth Gilbert 

Falling in love is not a choice. To stay in love is. - Unknown