Quotes which are funny, ironical, quirky, some of
which are also profoundly true.
Most people work just hard enough not to get
fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. - George Carlin
My brain has no heart. My heart has no brain.
That’s why when I speak my mind, I seem heartless and when I do what’s in my
heart I seem thoughtless. - Unknown
My dear, religion is alike a penis. It’s a
perfectly fine thing for one to have and take pride in, but when one takes it
out and waves it in my face we have a problem. - Unknown
My life has been filled with terrible
misfortune; most of which never happened. - Michel E De Montaigne
Never pick a fight with an ugly person,
they’ve got nothing to lose. - Robin
Williams
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need
expert advice. - Unknown
One of the lessons of history is that Nothing
is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant
People who always brag about being nothing
but ‘brutally honest’ get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of
the honesty. - Richard J Needham
People who say they don’t care what people
think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people
think. - George Carlin
Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies
you into buildings. - Unknown
She
wanted, with her fickleness, to make my destruction constant; I want, by trying
to destroy myself, to satisfy her desire. - Miguel
de Cervantes Saavedra
Sometimes you just have to close your eyes,
count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn’t look good
in prison stripes and just smile at that dumb-ass and walk away. - Unknown
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