Quotes which are funny, ironical, quirky, some of
which are also profoundly true.
I shut my eyes in order to see. - Paul Gauguin
I speak my mind because it hurts
to bite my tongue all the time. - Unknown
I was absolutely disgusted after I
accidentally clicked on some gay porn today. Worst hour and a half of my life.
- Unknown
I would like to take you seriously, but to do
so would be an affront to your intelligence. - George Bernard Shaw
I’ll always cherish the original
misconception I had of you. - Unknown
I’m going to stand outside, so if anyone asks
I am outstanding. - Unknown
If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered
mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein
If at first you don’t succeed, you’ll get a
lot of free advice from other folks who didn’t succeed either. - Unknown
If governments are involved in covering up
the knowledge of aliens, then they are doing a much better job of it than they
seem to do at anything else. - Stephen
Hawking
If it sounds like writing, I re-write it. - Elmore Leonard
If quitters never win, and winners never
quit, then who is the fool that first said: “Quit while you are ahead?” - Unknown
If there were no schools to take the children away
from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edward
W. Howe
If you learn to work with all the negatives
in life, you will definitely make better pictures out of it. - Unknown
In
short, our gentleman became so caught up in reading that he spent his nights
reading from dusk till dawn and his days reading from sunrise to sunset, and so
with too little sleep and too much reading his brains dried up, causing him to
lose his mind. - Miguel de Cervantes
Saavedra
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