Quotes which are funny, ironical, quirky, some of
which are also profoundly true.
Getting fired is nature’s way to telling you
that you had the wrong job in the first place. - Hal Lancaster
Go ahead. Judge me. Just remember to be
perfect the rest of your life. - Unknown
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the
company. - Mark Twain
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away. - Unknown
He is a self-made man and worships his
creator. - Irvin S Cobb
Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just
common. - Dorothy Parker
I am easily satisfied with the very best. - Winston Churchill
I am not young
enough to know everything. - Oscar Wilde
I am what I am, and that’s all
that I am. - Popeye, the Sailor Man
I don’t think I am any good. If I thought I
was any good, I wouldn’t be. - John
Betjeman
I hate when people assume I don’t like them.
I want them to ask me, so I can tell them myself. - Unknown
I have reached an age where my train of
thought often leaves the station without me. - Unknown
I love asking kids what they want to be when
they grow up because I’m still looking for ideas. - Unknown
I love being a writer. What I hate is the
paperwork. - Peter De Vries
I matured when I realized that not every
situation needs, my reaction. Sometimes you just have to leave people do the
dumb shit they want to do. - Unknown
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