Quotes which are funny, ironical, quirky, some of
which are also profoundly true.
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make
you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Unknown
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn’t
have given you any worse advice. - Unknown
As we grow older, we pay less attention to
what people say. We just watch what they do. - Unknown
Bad planning on your part does not
necessarily constitute an automatic emergency on my part. - Unknown
Be obscure clearly. - E. B. White
Black and white are the most ravishing
colours of all in film. - Penelope
Gilliatt
Brevity is the soul of lingerie. - Dorothy Parker
Comedy is simply a funny way of being
serious. - Peter Ustinov
Darling, you’re not old until going bra-less
pulls the wrinkles out of your face. - Unknown
Deep down, I’m pretty superficial. - Ava Gardner
Don’t be afraid to be open-minded. Your brain
isn’t going to fall out. - Unknown
Entrepreneurs are the crazy people who work
100 hours a week, so they don’t have to work 40 hours for someone else. - Unknown
Everyone brings joy to a room, either by
entering or leaving. - Unknown
Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more
pliable. - Mark Twain
For your information, I would like to ask a question. - Samuel Goldwyn
Free love is too expensive. - Bernadette Devlin
Get your facts first, then you can distort
them as you please. - Mark Twain
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