Tuesday, 30 June 2015
Monday, 29 June 2015
Humorous Quotes
Quotes which are funny, ironical, quirky, some of
which are also profoundly true.
Most people work just hard enough not to get
fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. - George Carlin
My brain has no heart. My heart has no brain.
That’s why when I speak my mind, I seem heartless and when I do what’s in my
heart I seem thoughtless. - Unknown
My dear, religion is alike a penis. It’s a
perfectly fine thing for one to have and take pride in, but when one takes it
out and waves it in my face we have a problem. - Unknown
My life has been filled with terrible
misfortune; most of which never happened. - Michel E De Montaigne
Never pick a fight with an ugly person,
they’ve got nothing to lose. - Robin
Williams
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need
expert advice. - Unknown
One of the lessons of history is that Nothing
is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant
People who always brag about being nothing
but ‘brutally honest’ get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of
the honesty. - Richard J Needham
People who say they don’t care what people
think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people
think. - George Carlin
Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies
you into buildings. - Unknown
She
wanted, with her fickleness, to make my destruction constant; I want, by trying
to destroy myself, to satisfy her desire. - Miguel
de Cervantes Saavedra
Sometimes you just have to close your eyes,
count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn’t look good
in prison stripes and just smile at that dumb-ass and walk away. - Unknown
Sunday, 28 June 2015
Life - Quotes
The quality of your life is in direct proportion to the amount of uncertainty you can comfortable deal with. - Tony Robbins
Favourable and unfavourable conditions are
part of living but smiling through them all is the art of living. - Sri Sri
To be alive is to totally and openly
participate in the simplicity and elegance of here and now. - Donald Altman
The person who lives life fully, glowing with
life’s energy, is the person who lives a successful life. - Daisaku Ikeda
Life is the wishing-well. You make a wish
every day by how you live your life. - Bryant
McGill
The good life is a process, not a state of being. It is a direction, not a destination. - Carl Rogers
The greatest step toward a life of simplicity
is to learn to let go. - Steve Maraboli
Saturday, 27 June 2015
Quote Worthy
One of the hardest decisions you’ll ever face
in life is choosing whether to walk away or try harder. - Unknown
No matter how many rooms you have in your
house you can only sleep in the one bed.
- Irish Proverb
Don’t bring up the past of a person who is
trying to improve their future. - Unknown
It’s as easy to catch a cold in a King’s
castle as in a shepherd’s hut. - Irish
Proverb
No need to fear the ill wind when your
haystacks are tied down. - Irish Proverb
Being with no one is better than being with
the wrong one. - Unknown
Sometimes, those who fly solo have the
strongest wings. - Unknown
As the old cock crows the young cock learns. -
Irish Proverb
It’s better to pay the butcher than the
doctor. - Irish Proverb
It’s often that a man’s mouth broke his nose. - Irish Proverb
Friday, 26 June 2015
Epiphyllum Oxpetalum
The name of this flower is Epiphyllum
Oxpetalum – commonly known as ‘Queen of the Night’. The flowers bloom after
sunset for one night only. It has a nice pungent fragrance.
I think I have affinity with this plant/flower. I came upon
a couple of stalks of the plant discarded by my neighbour, and stuck them in my
pot. They were in bad shape and I was sure already 99 percent dead. But I thought I would gave it a try anyway. However,
they are very hardy plants, and after some time in the pot, they sprouted new
branches. They are actually quite healthy now, and have been flowering
frequently. I am very pleased.
For more information on this flower check out
this video on YouTube.
Thursday, 25 June 2015
Jokes
Three Apples changed the world: first one
seduced Eve, the second one awaken Newton, and the third one made iPhone.
Apple: I look like a human heart
Mango: I look like a stomach
Grapes: I look like eyes
Banana: I don’t like this game
Wednesday, 24 June 2015
Remedies for the Treatment of Acid Reflux and Ulcers
15
Natural Remedies for the treatment of Acid Reflux and Ulcers
Tuesday, 23 June 2015
Spiritual - Quotes
I understood myself only after I destroyed
myself. And only in the process of fixing myself, did I know how I really was.
- Sade Andria Zabala
Those who are unaware they are walking in
darkness will never seek the light. - Bruce
Lee
If you want to find the secrets of the
universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration. - Nikola Tesla
Compassion is an aspiration, a state of mind,
wanting others to be free from suffering. It’s not passive – it’s not empathy
alone – but rather an empathetic altruism that actively strives to free others
from suffering. Genuine compassion must hav e both wisdom and loving kindness.
That is to say, one must understand the nature of the suffering form which we
wish to free others (this is wisdom), and one must experience deep intimacy and
empathy with other sentient beings (this is loving kindness). - The Dalai Lama (Essence of the Heart Sutra)
Monday, 22 June 2015
Humorous Quotes
Quotes which are funny, ironical, quirky, some of
which are also profoundly true.
It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I’m
right. - Moliere
It takes less time to learn how to write
nobly than how to write lightly and straightforwardly. - Friedrich Nietzsche
It takes twenty years to make an overnight
success. - Eddie Cantor
It took me fifteen years to discover that I
had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was
foo famous. - Robert C. Benchley
It’s a small
world, but I wouldn’t want to paint it. - Steven Wright
It's okay if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right. - Unknown
Keep smiling and one day life will get tired
of upsetting you. - Unknown
Life begins at 40, but so do fallen arches,
rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same
person, three or four times. - Helen
Rowland
Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your
shoe at midnight, you’re drunk. - Unknown
Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your
shoe at midnight; chances are you’re going to walk home barefoot. - Unknown
Life is too short to worry about what others
say or think about you. So, have fun and give them something to talk about. - Unknown
Listen to your heart. Even though it's on the left side, it's always right. - Unknown
Love and scandal
are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's Resolutions. - Joey Adams
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and
fun a lot more work. - Unknown
Sunday, 21 June 2015
Love - Quotes
The truth is that the more
intimately you know someone, the more clearly you’ll see their flaws. That’s
just the way it is. This is why marriages fail, why children are abandoned, why
friendships don’t last. You might think
you love someone until you see the way they act when they’re out of
money or under pressure or hungry. Love is something different. Love is
choosing to serve someone and be with someone. Love is patient and kind, love
is deliberate. Love is hard. Love is pain and sacrifice. It’s seeing the
darkness in another person and defying the impulse to jump ship. - Unknown
Love is natural and unconditional. Love asks no questions – neither preaching nor demanding; neither comparing nor measuring. Love is – pure and simple – the greatest value of all. - Denis Waitley
Love cannot endure indifference. It needs to be wanted. Like a lamp, it needs to be fed out of the oil of another’s heart, or its flame burns low. - Henry Ward Beecher
Love cannot be found where it doesn’t exist. There’s a difference between being patient with someone and wasting your time. - Unknown
Gestures, in love, are incomparable more attractive and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais
Love is when you don't have to be with another person to touch their heart! - Torquato Tasso
Love must be within us before it can be given. - Denis Waitley
To lose balance sometimes for love is part of living a balanced life. - Elizabeth Gilbert
Falling in love is not a choice. To stay in love is. - Unknown
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