There was an Indian, a caveman, and a cowboy. One day they ran out of food and decided to go hunting. The Indian went out and got a bear. The caveman and the cowboy asked, “How did you get that?”
The Indian said, “Me find tracks, me follow tracks, me get bear.”
The next day, the cowboy went out and he got a deer. The caveman asked, “How did you get that?”
The cowboy said, “Me find tracks, me follow tracks, me get deer.”
So, the next day, when the caveman got back from his hunt all bloody, and disfigured, the Indian and cowboy asked, “How did that happen?”
The caveman replied, "Me find tracks, me follow tracks, me get hit by train!”
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