Monday, 14 January 2013


Money For Operation

A doctor in a clinic was interviewing a new patient. “If I find an operation necessary,” he asked, “would you have the money to pay for it?”

“Listen, Doc,” replied the man, “if I didn’t have the money, would you find the operation necessary?”

Bad News

“Mr. Clark, I’m afraid I have bad news,” the doctor told his anxious patient. ‘’You only have six months to live.”

The man sat in stunned silence for the next several minutes. Regaining his composure, he apologetically told his physician that he had no medical insurance. “I can’t possibly pay you in that time.”

“Okay,” the doctor said. “Let’s make it nine months.”

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