Money For Operation
A doctor in a clinic was interviewing a new patient. “If I find an
operation necessary,” he asked, “would you have the money to pay for it?”
“Listen, Doc,” replied the man, “if I didn’t have the money, would
you find the operation necessary?”
Bad News
“Mr. Clark, I’m afraid I have bad news,” the doctor told his anxious
patient. ‘’You only have six months to live.”
The man sat in stunned silence for the next several minutes.
Regaining his composure, he apologetically told his physician that he had no
medical insurance. “I can’t possibly pay you in that time.”
“Okay,” the doctor said. “Let’s make it nine months.”
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