Sometimes we say things without thinking. Sometimes words come out a
different meaning to the one we intended them to be. Here are a few examples.
If it weren’t for electricity we’d
all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobal
If people don’t want to go to the
picture, nobody can stop them. - Samuel
Goldwyn
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what
it costs when it's free! - P.J. O'Rourke
If you want to really know what
your friends and family think of you, die broke, and then see who shows up for
the funeral. - Gregory Nunn
If you work on a
nonexistent problem, there are much fewer obstacles to overcome. - Unknown
If your parents never had children,
chances are you won't, either. - Dick
Cavett
I'm all in favour of free expression provided it's kept rigidly
under control. - Alan Bennett
I'm still an atheist, thank God. - Luis Bunuel
In theory there is no difference
between theory and practice. In practice there is. - Unknown
In those days he was wiser than he
is now; he used to frequently take my advice. - Unknown
It is bad luck to be
superstitious. - Andrew W. Mathis
It’s hard to be humble, when you’re
as great as I am. - Muhammad Ali
It's like deja
vu all over again. - Unknown
It's no exaggeration to say that
the undecideds could go one way or another. - Unknown
Let us all be happy, and live within our means even if we have to
borrow the money to do it with. - Artemus Ward
Nobody ever beats Wales at rugby, they just score more points. - Graham
Mourie
Nobody goes
there anymore because it's always so crowded. - Unknown
People are very open-minded about
new things - as long as they’re exactly like the old ones. - Charles F. Kettering
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