Monday, 15 December 2014

Humorous Quotes

Quotes which are funny, ironical, quirky, some of which are also profoundly true.

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody’s listening. - Franklin P. Jones

One good thing about egotists: They do not talk about other people. - Lucille S. Harper

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain’t nothin’ can beat teamwork. - Edward Abbey

One man was so mad at me that he ended his letter: "Beware. You will never get out of this world alive." - John Steinbeck

One more drink and I’ll be under the host. - Dorothy Parker

One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. - Josh Billings

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Smauel Johnson

One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closes friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one. - Ann Landers

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

One was never married, and that's his hell; another is, and that's his plague. - Robert Burton

Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women's clothes. Men who like women never notice what they wear. - Anatole France

Only some of us can learn by other people's mistakes. The rest of us have to be the other people. - Unknown

Originality is the art of concealing your source. - Franklin P. Jones

Originality is undetected plagiarism. - William R. Inge

Our ability to delude ourselves may be an important survival tool. - Jane Wagner

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