Monday, 22 December 2014

Humorous Quotes

Quotes which are funny, ironical, quirky, some of which are also profoundly true.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at. - Samuel Goldwyn

Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain’t saying anything. - Will Rogers

Ours is the age which is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to. - Howard Mumford Jones

Outspoken by whom? - Dorothy Parker when told she was very outspoken

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac Mccleary

Patience often gets the credit that belongs to fatigue. - Franklin P. Jones

Patience, n. A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue. - Unknown

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

People change and forget to tell each other. - Lillian Hellman

People find life entirely too time-consuming. - Stanislaw Lec

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. - Russell Baker

People seldom become famous for what they say until after they are famous for what they’ve done. - Cullen Hightower

People sometimes forget that a rat race can be won only by a rat. - Paul Palmer

People who are always making allowances for themselves soon go bankrupt. - Mary Pettibone Poole

People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs. - Unknown

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Unknown

People who jump to conclusions rarely alight on them. - Philip Guedalla

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