Quotes which are funny, ironical, quirky, some of
which are also profoundly true.
To love oneself is the beginning of a
lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde
To make a long story short, there’s nothing
like having a boss walk in. - Doris Lilly
To promise not to
do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that
very thing. - Mark Twain
Today, there is a pervasive tendency to treat
children as adults, and adults as children. The options of children are thus
steadily expanded, while those of adults are progressively constricted. The
result is unruly children and childish adults. - Thomas Szasz
Too many couples marry for better or for
worse, but not for good. - Unknown
Trouble in marriage often starts when a man
gets so busy earning his salt that he forgets his sugar. - Unknown
True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar
Wilde
True patriots
we; for be it understood, We left our country for our country's good. - George Barrington
Under democracy
one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other
party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right. - H. L. Mencken
Vacations should always be just long enough
for your boss to miss you, but not so long he finds out he can really do quite
well without you. - Unknown
Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it
is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness. - Robert Hutchinson
Visits always give pleasure: if not on
arrival, then on the departure. - Edouard
Le Berquier
Vote ... the instrument and symbol of a
freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country. - Ambrose Bierce
Watching football is like watching
pornography. There’s plenty of action, and I can’t take my eyes off it, but
when it’s over, I wonder why the hell I spent an afternoon doing it. - Luke Salisbury
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