Humorous Quotes

Quotes which are funny, ironical, quirky, some of which are also profoundly true.

We’re shy exhibitionists. - Geena Davis

Well the trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it. - Unknown

Well, my deliberate opinion is - it's a jolly strange world. - Arnold Bennett

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

What a terrible time people have trying to have a good time. - Unknown

What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance. - Jane Austen

What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary. - Richard Harkness

What is the good of being a genius if you cannot use it as an excuse for being unemployed? - Gerald Barzan

What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy? - Ursula K. Le Guin

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left. - Oscar Levant

What was Watergate? A little bugging! - Richard Nixon

What you are speaks so loudly I cannot hear what you are saying. - Unknown

What’s all this fuss about fathers being present at the birth of their children? The way events are shaping, they’ll be lucky to be present at the conception. - George H. Davies

What’s the three words you never want to hear while making love? “Honey, I'm home”. - Ken Hammond

Whatever is not nailed down is mine. What I can pry loose is not nailed down. - Collis P. Huntingdon