Sacarsm

Sarcasm is a sharp, bitter, cutting expression or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt. Some are downright insulting, while some are rude but at the same time humorous. It also depends on when the remarks are made – the circumstances, the situation, the context and who they are directed at.

Sometimes, people are momentarily stunned by a sarcastic remark. They are not sure whether whoever said it is being funny, or whether they are being rude. They do not know whether to laugh, or to feel insulted.

Sharpen your wit, and you will be able to get away with insulting people who take the piss out of you, without they even realizing it. Doing that with a smile will help.

Too coy to flatter, and too proud to serve, thine be the joyless dignity to starve. - Tobias Smollett

It was not that she was out of temper, but that the world was not equal to the demands of her fine organism. - George Eliot

We are in the stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun. - Rowan Atkinson

He is a modest little man who has a good deal to be modest about. - Winston Churchill

I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence. - George Bernard Shaw

We will hang you, never fear, most politely, most politely. - William S. Gilbert

When a jockey retires, he becomes just another little man. - Eddie Arcaro

You are not paying me enough attention to notice that I am ignoring you. - Unknown

A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too! - Unknown

He is a self-made man and worships his creator. - Irvin S Cobb

I do not know what makes you so stupid, but it really works! - Unknown

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. - Unknown

He is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike. - William Shakespeare