Saturday, 22 February 2020

All Puns Intended

Some humour are straight forward. You see, or hear them and you burst out laughing. Some humour are more subtle. You need a second or two, to see the humour in them.

Puns are such examples. A pun is a joke or type of wordplay in which similar senses or sounds of two words or phrases, or different senses of the same word, are deliberately confused.

A man in Thailand was arrested with more than 10,000 pairs of stolen underwear. Legal experts are expecting a brief trial. - Jimmy Fallon

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. - Unknown

The guy that fell into the glass making machine made a spectacle of himself. - Unknown

A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation. - Unknown

Divorce is the price people pay for playing with matches. - Evan Esar

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils? - Unknown

If you take a laptop computer for a run, you could jog your memory. - Unknown

The past is always tense, the future perfect. - Zadie Smith

A bicycle can’t stand alone. It’s two tired. - Unknown

Does the little mermaid wear an algebra? - Unknown

The phone call interrupted my nap, and I never did get the rest. - Unknown

I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now. - Unknown

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