Sarcasm

Sarcasm is a sharp, bitter, cutting expression or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt. Some are downright insulting, while some are rude, and at the same time, humorous. Sometimes, people are momentarily stunned by a sarcastic remark. They are not sure whether whoever said it was being funny, or whether they are being rude. They do not know whether to laugh, or to feel offended.

Call them sarcasm, glorious insults or whatever you can come up with, this selection of bitter, cutting expressions, will surely bring on a chuckle, or a smile at least. Enjoy!

I don't have to be so sarcastic. But the world has given me so much material to work with and I wouldn't want to be wasteful. - Unknown

Allow me to offer my congratulations on the truly admirable skill you have shown in keeping clear of the mark. Not to have hit once in so many trials, argues the most splendid talents for missing. - Thomas De Quincey

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? - Mark Twain

I like to think positive. I’m positive you don’t know what the hell you are talking about. - Unknown

What’s on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement? - Fred Allen

I know you are a self-made man. It is nice of you to take the blame! - Unknown

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home? - Unknown

I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in? - Unknown

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? - Unknown

Hey friend, remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom and without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all! - Unknown

I am trying to imagine you with a personality. - Unknown

If I throw a stick, will you leave? - Unknown

Ever look at someone and think, “Why has no one hit you with a shovel yet?” - Unknown

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It’s really funny. - Brandon Sanderson

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