Humorous Aphorisms

One thing the world needs a lot of is laughter. Laughter is one way of relaxing and taking things easy. It is said a hearty laugh will cure a multitude of ills, overcome more difficulties and dissipate more dark clouds than any other one thing. A good laugh will always lift our moods, and make life more bearable.

Here are some quotes which are funny, but at the same time, there’s a lot of truth in them.

Scoff not at the natural defects of any which are not in their power to amend. It is cruel to beat a cripple with his own crutches! - Thomas Fuller

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once and a while, or the light won’t come in. - Alan Alda

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin Roosevelt

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

Comfort zones are plush lined coffins. When you stay in your plush lined coffins, you die. - Stan Dale

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. - Joe Louis

A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one. - Guy De Maupassant

Even a blind chicken finds a few grains of corn now and then. - Unknown

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H. L. Mencken

There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. - Stephen Wright

If we encounter a man of rare intellect, we should ask him what books he reads. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I’ve never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It’s probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

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