Sunday, 8 June 2008

Things You Would Never Know Without Indian Movies

The hero cannot fall in love with the heroine or vice versa unless they first perform a dance number in the rain. 

Two lovers can be dancing in the field and out of nowhere, 100 people will appear from God-knows-where and join them in the dance. 

In the final scene, the hero will discover that the bad guy who he is up against is actually his brother and the maid who looked after him is his mother and the chief inspector is his father and the Judge is his uncle and so forth. 

Key English words used in the movie (usually said out loud between sentences) are By the Way, No Problem!, My God!, Get Out!, Shut-up!, Impossible!, Please forgive me! 

People can drop down on the ground, roll and roll while singing and come out with different clothing. 

People can run around the coconut trees, singing, batting eyelids, and throwing glances at each other and changing clothes all at the same time without being out of breath.

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