Sarcasm

Sarcasm is a sharp, bitter, cutting expression or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt. Some are downright insulting, while some are rude, and at the same time, humorous. Sometimes, people are momentarily stunned by a sarcastic remark. They are not sure whether whoever said it is being funny, or whether they are being rude. They do not know whether to laugh, or to feel offended.

Sharpen your wit, and you will be able to get away with insulting people who take the piss out of you, without they even realizing it. Doing that with a smile will help you get away with it easier.

If that is not enough, will you please politely indicate that she can go to hell. - Rudolf Bing

You should learn from your parents’ mistakes – Try using some birth control. - Unknown 

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare 

He is not only dull himself, but the cause of dullness in others. - Samuel Foote

I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible. - Jane Austen

The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate. - George R.R. Martin

He is so old that his blood type was discontinued. - George William Curtis 

Her only flair is in her nostrils. - Pauline Kael 

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde 

I do not have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. - Unknown

It sounds like English, but I cannot understand a word you are saying. - Unknown

I just met your duplicate. I swear it was you, I even called your name … But you ignored me and continued to eat Banana and swing on the Tree. - Unknown

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