Where there is laughter, there is joy and happiness. Without laughter, life would be intolerable.
Here are some phrases that are witty and funny, and at the same time, have quite a bit of truth in them. Have a look, see if you can find the humour in them. Maybe they can put a smile on your face.
Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness. - Dorothy Parker
If your head tells you one thing and your heart tells you another, before you do anything, you should first decide whether you have a better head or a better heart. - Marilyn vos Savant
You'll forgive the flowery talk, won't you? Our family does so love to be told they are beautiful. Vanity is an old and venerable habit. - Catherynne M. Valente
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keyes
If you’re already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Gil Atkinson
A man’s gotta make at least one bet a day, else he could be walking around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Joones
One good thing about egotists: They do not talk about other people. - Lucille S. Harper
The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance. - Laurence Peter
It’s not rocket science when it comes to weight loss. It’s about eating a little less and moving a little bit more. - Bob Harper
If you’re going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright
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