Witty Humour

In these uncertain and troubled times, nothing is more appreciated than some laughter. Laughter might not solve our problems, but it provides a few minutes of relaxation, and distraction from all the negative news that is going around.

It is also said that a sense of humour can give our immunity system a boost. So, laugh whenever you can. It is cheap medicine.

May your days be filled with laughter.

He, in a few minutes, ravished this fair creature, or at least would have ravished her, if she had not, by a timely compliance, prevented him. - Henry Fielding

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. - Robert Charles Benchley

Advertising men and politicians are dangerous if they are separated. Together they are diabolical. - Phillip Adams

It’s no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

The young are generally full of revolt, and are often pretty revolting about it. - Mignon McLaughlin

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. - Robert Orben

An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh. - Will Rogers

If you want to stay single, look for a perfect woman. – Ken Alstad

Good fences make good neighbors. - Robert Frost

A leading authority is anyone who has guessed right more than once. - Frank A. Clark

Don’t put off for tomorrow what you can do today because if you enjoy it today, you can do it again tomorrow. - James Michener

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