Take a look at today’s quips, remember the ones you like and go make your friends laugh. You will be doing mankind a service if you can make people laugh. You will be very popular too because we all like a person who can make us laugh.
Some days, it feels like the same old circus with different clowns. - Unknown
Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry George Bohn
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. - Mae West
There's one advantage to being 102. There's no peer pressure. - Dennis Wolfberg
We love lawyers. If there weren’t any lawyers, there wouldn’t be any jokes! - Unknown
Don’t be afraid to be open-minded. Your brain isn’t going to fall out. - Unknown
Even the best of friends cannot attend each other’s funeral. - Kehlog Albran
It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on. - Marilyn Monroe
Just remember, if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off. - Unknown
You never run out of things that can go wrong. - Edward A. Murphy (Murphy’s Law)
Laziness prevents more crimes than morality. - Abraham Miller
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