Cheeky Humour

Laughter might not solve your problems, but it will help to take the edge off your difficult moments. Life is more bearable when you laugh. So, laugh whenever you can. And it doesn’t matter if you revel in the coarsest puns or the raunchiest jokes. As long as we keep your sense of humour, you keep the doom and gloom at bay.

Enjoy today’s selection of humour. You might want to remember the ones you like and share them with your friends. We all like to be around people with a good sense of humour, and people who can make us laugh. Be that someone to brighten up someone’s day; be that someone to make people laugh. You will be very popular.

May your days be filled with laughter.

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people. - Jarod Kintz

It is hard to be a woman. You must think like a man, act like a lady, look like a young girl, and work like a horse. - Unknown

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and that’s the best they’re going to feel all day. - Dean Martin

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, “At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas”. - Claude Pepper

I think all toys should be invisible. Not only would they improve children’s imaginations, but they’d also be really affordable. - Jarod Kintz

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighbourhood after dark. - Dick Gregory

A new study found that people who are depressed have a greater risk of stroke. Well that should cheer them up. - Jay Leno

Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the air plane and the pessimist the parachute. - Gil Stern

I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant but apparently it just changes the colour of the baby. - Unknown

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