Wacky Humour

Laughter helps you to enjoy life even when you do not have everything you want. When possible, where possible, laugh. It may not add years to your life, but it will surely add life to your years.

Take a look at today’s selection of Humour. Remember the ones you like best, and go spread some laughter around. No one will ever has enough laughter, or complain that they have laughed too much.

May your days be filled with laughter.

Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle. - Paulo Coelho

He reminds me of the man who murdered both his parents, and then, when sentence was about to be pronounced, pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan. - Abraham Lincoln

I used to just crastinate, but I got so good I went pro. - Unknown

I play golf religiously. If I make a shot... it’s a miracle! - Tom Wilson

When we played softball, I’d steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

I made a huge to do list for today. I just can’t figure out who’s going to do it. - Unknown

Time wastes our bodies and our wits, but we waste time, so we are quits. - Unknown

Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they drink. Whatever works. - Unknown

I want to get the words “Courage” and “Bravery” tattooed across my back, so people could associate me with those things as they read them while they chase me. - Jarod Kintz

Violence stinks no matter which side of it you're on. But now and then there's nothing left to do but hit the other person over the head with a frying pan. - Tom Robbins

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