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The great question that has never been
answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years
of research into the feminine soul, is “What does a woman want?” - Sigmund Freud
Men are like fine wine. They all start out
like grapes, and it's our job to stomp them and keep them in the dark until
they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with. - Kathleen Mifsud
They say love's like a bus, and if you wait
long enough another one will come along, but not in this place where the buses
are slow and most of the cute ones are gay. - Daniel Handler
My therapist told me the way to achieve true
inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of
M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. - Dave Barry
You don’t see faith healers working in
hospitals for the same reason you don’t see psychics winning the lottery. - Unknown
The first thing I do in the morning is brush
my teeth and sharpen my tongue. - Dorothy
Parker
A camel can work 10 days without drinking, I
can drink 10 days without working. - Unknown
Many a man owes his success to his first wife
and his second wife to his success. - Jim
Backus
Marriage is give and take. You’d better give
it to her or she'll take it anyway. -
Unknown
The more I see of men, the more I admire
dogs. - Jeanne-Marie Roland
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the
question? - Lily Tomlin
Let’s save time and just assume I know
everything. -
Unknown
