Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some Fog. I mist.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was Type O.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization. - George Carlin
I am reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
Class trip to the Coco-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
I stay up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.