Sunday, 18 January 2015

Questions, Questions, Questions...

Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?

Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again? - A. A. Milne

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do ‘practice’?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why isn’t there mouse-flavoured cat food?

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?

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