Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all
the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy
people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of
dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?
How
is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire?
Why do banks leave vault doors open and then
chain the pens to the counters?
Why do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke?
Did you ever stop to think, and forget to
start again? - A. A. Milne
Why are they called apartments when they are
all stuck together?
Why is it that doctors and attorneys call
what they do ‘practice’?
Why is the time of day with the slowest
traffic called rush hour?
Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic
Wins Lottery’?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the
airport the terminal?
Why is the man who invests all your money
called a broker?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
our skin?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal
injections?
Why isn’t there mouse-flavoured cat food?
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
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