Monday, 26 January 2015

Humorous Quotes

Quotes which are funny, ironical, quirky, some of which are also profoundly true.

The applause of silence is the only kind that counts. - Alfred Jarry

The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw. - Humphrey Davy

The art of politics consists in knowing precisely when it is necessary to hit an opponent slightly below the belt. - Konrad Adenauer

The best angle from which to approach any problem is the try-angle. - Unknown

The best careers advice to give to the young is ‘Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.’ - Katherine Whitehorn

The best screen actor is the man who can do nothing extremely well. - Alfred Hitchcock

The best defence against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off. - Unknown

The best doctor is the veterinarian. He can’t ask his patients what is the matter - he’s got to just know. - Will Rogers

The bigger they come, the harder they fall. - Robert Fitzsimmons’ remark before boxing match

The bonds of matrimony are only a good investment when the interest is kept up. - Unknown

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get to the office. - Robert Frost

The cannon thunders... limbs fly in all directions... one can hear the groans of victims and the howling of those performing the sacrifice... it's Humanity in search of happiness. - Charles Baudelaire

The celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knowness. - Daniel Boorstin

The chickens have come home to roost. - Jane Sherwood Ace

The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult; and left untried. - Gilbert Keith Chesterton

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