What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hareline.
Why were the Indians in America first?
They had reservations.
How does Moses make his tea?
How do you make holy water?
Boil the hell out of it!
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds
how can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
A power failure?
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
When do you care for a man's company?
When he owns it.
Did you miss me?
With every bullet, so far.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing: They just waved.
Do any of your relatives suffer from mental illness?
No … they all seem to enjoy it!